One of my favorite hobbies is thinking about the fucked up implications of this fantasy world map my parents got me for christmas
[Image ID: photo of a map. On the left side of the map is Middle Earth, with the Shire and Mordor labeled. To the direct right of Mordor is Whoville.]
I FOUND THE FULL ONE AND ITS SO MUCH MORE CHAOTIC.
HYRULE SHOOK ME TO MY CORE!
THIS WORD HAS TWO KINGDOMS RULES BY A BEING IN A TOWER!
The existence of Oz and Neverland is wild too. Does this mean that there is a REAL Earth outside of this? Could Wendy hang out in Westeros?
Anonymous:
im obsessed with gnomes
valdevia: 
Oh you’re gonna love this, then. David el Gnomo is a 1985 Spanish animated show about gnomes. Here it is, in the original Spanish and in English:
It was meant to teach kids to be respectful with nature, and also features this:
Enjoy!
This show rocks
First 2 episodes of David the Gnome feature:
- Several surgeries (not explicit)
- Real-life footage of an atomic bomb
- Gnome acupuncture
- David smoking a big fat pipe and scaring his wife for no reason
- Mermaid tits
- Gnome ass
- And the most important ingredient:
Y'all are sleeping on this show
GNOME YAOI?!
reposting a favorite reddit moment of mine since god knows if ill ever see it again
Aliko Dangote, the richest man in Africa, has been tormented by a Brazilian man named Osvaldo for the last several years.
Aliko is not taking it well
Help save mature forests in the US
Here’s the link for my followers! It’s super easy— all it needs is your name and an email address.
I’ve been getting this weird almost tensing feeling in my back recently on and off and I don’t know from what. Hold on actually let me check something
man what the fuck
